Sometimes a celebrity feud is so idiotic, juicy, frivolous and entertaining that it grabs us, perks us up, dazzles us even with its brilliant silliness.
This particular feud is The Tale of Two Wags – known alternatively as The War of the Wags, The Wagatha Christie Trial, The Great British Wag-Off and A Tale of Skulwaggery.
The libel case is unfolding in the Royal Courts of Justice this week in a fiesta of fake tan and fury – and this one has it all.
For starters, it stars Coleen Rooney and