A shower? It’s better to freshen up with a damp towel, say water bosses
- ‘Laughable’ tips include using oak barrels for the collection of non-existent rain
- Customers are also advised to wipe themselves with a cloth rather than shower
- Meanwhile dog owners should wash their pets in leftover paddling pool water
- Hosepipe bans introduced as 3,113m litres of water are lost daily through leaks
